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The Hardships of My Life

Last night I was selected to judge a bikini contest... 

*sigh*

Sureeeee I guess I'll succumb to your wishes, staff members of Scotty Quixx. I'm always down to be a team player.

Half-naked women + beer = YOU MAD

Productively Unproductive

Pretty much the only thing I accomplish during morning meetings at work...

This is how I feel with Peanut

Ummm Ma'am..

So, I was on the plane returning home from ATL just looking out the window, jamming along to Tony Bennett's "Duets II" album and minding my business when all of a sudden I saw something out the corner of my eye.  I look over to the seat next to me and what do I see? I see a lady breast feeding her infant.

Ummmm... Ma'am?

WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO WHIP YOUR TITTYBALL OUT ON THE PLANE NEXT TO ME?!?!? Why didn't she go to the bathroom or at the very minimum just cover up the child with a blanket or jacket!?!? No apparently its was ok in her mind to just flop her tittymeat out all in the open. 

THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART!

The whole time she's breast feeding her infant the lil' dude was staring directly at me barely blinking. If I had to read his mind I was imagine he was thinking "Yeah I'm sucking a titty in front of you bruh! PROBLEM?!"

MUSSELS

This was a DM this chica I know sent me on Twitter.

Mussels

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she was playing. 

I hope...

Midtown Music Festival

I went to ATL over the weekend to hit the Midtown Music Festival and it was INSANE! The main reason I went was to see Coldplay because I missed them when they came to Virginia Beach a couple of years ago due to my deployment. So I HAD to make it to this event to see them. Also The Black Keys and Young the Giant was there too.

JJ and Q

The Black Keys

Coldplay fucking KILLED IT!!!!!!! They had an insane laser light show and crazy ass fireworks!!!

BRAVO!!

Tiesto/Porter Robinson

Walking up we saw security and cops hemmin' a dude up. He was screaming gibberish and trying to kick the cops.

...after seeing that I knew shit was about to be interesting on this particular night.

I didn't record a vid of Tiesto's set because I was too busy acting like I ain't never been nowhere and just caught up in the trance. lol my bad...

Orlando Trip

I took a trip to Orlando a couple of weeks to visit my old friend Tasha and to be a big kid by going to Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios.

I had a blast!

Enjoy the pics.